The app world is like the universe: you spend the rest of your life trying, you will never be able to see how big it is. That’s why we are usually in shock due to the large amount of apps that we discover every day. The question is: is every application worthy of being downloaded? Here we have chosen the 7 apps that we would never have on our devices in a million of years. Not even if were free or if the developers paid us for having them!
The main difference that we have to clarify before starting is who is rich and who is dumb. I’m Rich!! is an application destined to make you feel richer due to the fact you can pay a high amount of money… and that’s literally all there is to it. Cutting to the chase: it cost $999.99 in the App Store and eight people decided to download it during the first day.
I’m Rich!! is an application destined to make you feel richer due to the fact you can pay a high amount of money… and that’s literally all there is to it
The iOS version was removed just one day after its release, although it’s still available from Google Play. The Android version is divided into four different categories depending on how much money you want to spend in showing you’re rich: Blue ($1.00), Pink ($13.00), White ($130.00) and Black ($200.00).
You have surely said someday: “Wow, I have wasted my time in doing nothing!” With this application, you could say that being completely true. Cow Toss provides you the great (and unforgettable) ability to toss a cow all over your mobile screen. Who hasn’t ever wanted to do something like that? That’s not all! What’s really funny is that it’s not free: it costs $0.99. It’s clearly an extraordinary investment (I’m being ironic here, of course).
This is one of the apps that I mentioned before: it’s free, but I would never get it, not even if the developers pay me for it! Hold On!’s main intention is to see how much time you can press an on-screen button. It saves your results, and you can make competitions with your friends. You are not only wasting your time doing such as a stupid thing, but also your mobile’s space!
We should create a specific list just for this application, as the number one of the most absurd apps of the world. In fact, its functions sound like joke, but it exists! Looky predicts the live results while you are typing something you want to look for in Google. The problems are three (and really important ones): the links open up to anyway; you can do so for free in Google’s official website; and it costs $2.99. Don’t you think it’s a joke that the developers have made to app fans?
Have you ever been in danger and you called to the emergency services? What did you think at that moment? According to HelpMe! you may think that it was a really good idea to have an application that facilitates you to call 911.
According to HelpMe! you may think that it was a really good idea to have an application that facilitates you to call 911
As you can suggest, when you are in danger the last thing that you think is to look for the application that it’s going to do the same as you would anyway. In addition, if you download it, you probably don’t set it on the first page of your mobile’s home screen. So, you will lose important time in trying to find it!
Women always say that men don’t know how much they suffer during the contraction before having a baby. Now, we can know so! Birth Buddy is an interesting application that allows you to have the same feeling than having a baby. Why do we consider it as an absurd application? It’s quite intuitive: how many people you know they’ll pay $1.99 for suffering these contractions? In addition, you can send the results to your boyfriend/girlfriend, any friend or to a family member. Does anybody want to know if you achieved it or not?
Ghosts on Radar
Are you one of those paranormal activities fanatics? Would like to know if there are ghosts near you? So, this is not your application! It’s simple: Ghosts on Radar doesn’t find any phantom or something like that, because it is just an app. “Of course, your Android smartphones can not show ghosts, currently it is technically not possible. Note that point in your rating, Ghosts on Radar is explicitly marked as fun app!” are the words you can read from the developers when you press “More info” section in the application. It is mainly software that shows your position and possible ghosts near you. Another ridiculous application that takes up your mobile’s space!
These are the 7 most absurd apps that we find, but Internet is full of them. Which one do you recommend us to include in the following article? Is there any app that irritated you when you downloaded it because it was an irrational one? Feel free to tell us your opinion!